Two old guys were golfing and one said he was going to see a Dr. Basil for a new set of dentures in the morning. His elderly friend remarked that he had gone to that same dentist two years ago.
"Is that so?" The first guy asked ... "Did he do a good job?"
The second guy said: "Well, I was playing this same course yesterday when a guy on the ninth hole hooked a shot. That ball must have been going 200 miles per hour when it hit me right on the nuts!"
First guy says: "What in the heck does that have to do with dentures?"
Second guy says: "That was the first time in two years that my teeth didn't hurt!"
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