Thursday, November 6, 2008

Grosser Than a Dog's Butt

My son Jack, who is adverse to germs and won't even touch a toy that Luke has touched after having sucked his thumb, lets our puppy Indy lick him in the face.

Jack wakes up at 6:00 or 6:30 every morning, and we spend a few minutes with Indy in my bed playing and snuggling. Jack said today, "It's kind of a little bit gross to think that he has licked me after he has licked his p#nis." Ummm, yeah.

So I said, "If I told you all things that were in his mouth, you'd never let that tongue near you."

"Like goose poop?" he asked.

"Yes, and other things."

"What else?" he asked. You know boys - the grosser the better.

"Well, dog poop, vomit, other dogs' butts, dead animals."

"Oh yeah. And daddy's dirty socks."

Maybe it's time to use some bleach on those socks, John.

9 comments:

Loth said...

Dad's socks: the ultimate torture weapon. My dad used to pin us down as kids and make us smell his socks. I'm surprised we survived to tell the tale, frankly.

OhCaptain said...

I needed the chuckle. Thanks!

Happy Campers said...

It hillarious that daddy's socks rank up there with goose poop and licking butts. Such a "boy" thing to say...cute! :)

Damama T said...

Goose poop? LOLOL!!

utmomof5 said...

Still laughing over here :) That is too funny!!

Becky :) said...

Oh goodness that is hilarious!!!!!

Kellan said...

How funny and it is gross if you think too much about it - eeeek!

Take care - Kellan

Nap Warden said...

My Husband lets our dog lick his face...It grosses me out, and I make him wash his face before I will get near him!

Rachel said...

Our kids socks outrank ours in this house...and they leave them allllll over! Like little sock poltergeists.