Speaker 1: Can you come in here please?
Speaker 2, entering the bathroom: What's wrong?
Speaker 1, pointing to the mess all over the sink and the things out of place: What's the story with this?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Let me help you put everything away.
Speaker 1: And don't forget this.
Speaker 2: Can't we leave that out? We use it all the time.
Speaker 1: No. It needs to be put away. I work really hard to keep this bathroom clean and nobody helps me.
Speaker 2: You're right. I'll put it away.
Did you figure out who is who?
Speaker 2 is me.
Speaker 1 is my 5-year old Luke.
I think he was channeling me just a bit, but he takes great pride in keeping that bathroom clean. At least I know the bathroom will be in good hands while I'm out of town this week. Too bad his cleaning only extends to the sink and not the toilet.
Fritter and waste the hours, Pink Floyd.
14 hours ago