Speaker 1: Can you come in here please?
Speaker 2, entering the bathroom: What's wrong?
Speaker 1, pointing to the mess all over the sink and the things out of place: What's the story with this?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Let me help you put everything away.
Speaker 1: And don't forget this.
Speaker 2: Can't we leave that out? We use it all the time.
Speaker 1: No. It needs to be put away. I work really hard to keep this bathroom clean and nobody helps me.
Speaker 2: You're right. I'll put it away.
Did you figure out who is who?
Speaker 2 is me.
Speaker 1 is my 5-year old Luke.
I think he was channeling me just a bit, but he takes great pride in keeping that bathroom clean. At least I know the bathroom will be in good hands while I'm out of town this week. Too bad his cleaning only extends to the sink and not the toilet.
1 day ago