A lady walks into a high-class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam , if you farted just looking at it, you're going to s*%t when I tell you the price."
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OMG, my mom is going to LOVE this joke! LOL
LOLOLOL!
Snort. My kids have just asked me what I'm laughing at. You have made me fib to my kids. I hope you're pleased! :-)
OMGosh:)Another little "funfact" story...When Heather and I were younger Dad and Mom took us out to eat. I'm not sure exactly the timing,but I do know we had our waters already. Now, our family has had quite a few spit your water out,EVERYWHERE, exsperiances at the perfect timing of something funny and most of the time getting the giggles over something that noone else would find humorous. Soooo
The waitress came to our table and of course Heather and I were having a sip of that cold and refreshing water when... the waitress bent over(i don't remember why) and released a very musical pootie. I'm not sure what she did or if she just tryed to blow it off. Although.. when you have 2 people spewing thier water out and drenching the table (and those near by) followed by loud laughter, it's sorta hard to pretend nothing happened. What a good memory. Laughter is a great medicine even if you do have water coming out of your nose.....
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