Have You Ever...

...tried to have an entire conversation, replacing the first sound of each word with "cr"? So instead of "Have you ever," you would say, "Crav crew crever." Confusing? You're telling me.

Luke insisted I spoke to him this way the other night. It was hilarious to him and he had a hard day so I indulged him. It got tiring for me as I had to say everything in this manner, and then repeat it normally when he could not figure out the code.

"Crit craughing. Crime crying crew cread cris crook."

"What did you say?"

"Quit laughing. I'm trying to read this book."

"Say something else."

"Cry craw crurts. Cran cry crop?"

"What did you say?

"My jaw hurts. Can I stop?"

"No. Say something else."

Crand cron. Crand cron. Crand cron.