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Investment tips for 2008

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros ., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge together to become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected after their merger to become: PouponPants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will merge and become: Knott NOW!

And finally....

9.) Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge and do business under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang