A Happy Marriage Secret
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in their town for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known happy marriage.
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husband recalling his honeymoon days said: "We went to the Grand Canyon for our honeymoon. We went horseback riding one day to explore. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. When we first started riding, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. She got off the ground, patted the horse's back and said, "That's one." She climbed back on the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. She remained calm and said, "That's two," and continued. When the horse dropped her a third time, she silently took out a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead!!
I shouted at my wife, "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy??..."
She looked at me calmly and said, "That's one."
My trapezius is sleazius!
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