Saturday, July 5, 2008

Saturday Laughs

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly...make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

5 comments:

HRH said...

hahaha.

Damama T said...

booooooooo (giggle giggle)

Marshamlow said...

Ain't that the truth.

mysecondjournal said...

...i know some people that would say that too lol

B Boys Mom said...

Oh yes!!!! Very funny!