"I really don't like this part of my life right now because grown ups keep bossing me around and I don't get to boss myself." Spoken by Jack at bedtime. He really did not want to go to sleep.
"My *enis is cold. Can I say that?" Spoken by Luke who is trying hard lately not to say things he's not supposed to. I'm sure that will change after Santa's visit.
Is that Owen Wilson wearing my kid's gym shirt??
7 hours ago