This week's winners:
"Good. Now we can make a mess." Spoken by Jack the morning after our guests left.
"I would totally like to pee in my mouth." Spoken by Luke in response to John explaining to him why we always wash our hands after going to the bathroom. Luke thought that if he pretended he wouldn't mind having pee in his mouth, he wouldn't have to wash his hands.
My thanksgiving is perpetual, Henry David Thoreau.
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