The Transformative Effects of Marriage on the Y-chromosome
Three women - one engaged, one married, and one a mistress - are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night, all three will wear a leather bodice, S&M style stilettos and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long."
The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."
The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night. I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'"
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14 comments:
LOL! You got me laughing.
Thanks for the laugh this morning. That is what marriage is all about.
Too funny.
Freakin' hysterical!
Funny with the sad ring of truth!
ahhhhhhhh...
and THAT... is why I love to read other women's blogs!
thanks for the laughs!
I love it! That would be exactly how it went down at my house if my husband came home and saw me wearing that!
I got this by e-mail the other day and nearly choked on my diet coke! :-) Thanks for the giggles.
Say it ain't so! LOL.
Thank you for making me laugh! So funny but true!
Unfortunately, that's funny and all too true!
Just what I needed - a great laugh! Thank you! =)
LOL that is great!!
That is funny!
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