1. Your State is severely flooded and you ask, "Has it been raining?"
2. Your kids stop referring to you as "mom" and start referring to you as "that sick lady."
3. You don't remember what food tastes like, you've lost 8 pounds in 6 days, and your husband refers to you as "the tiny person."
4. You characterize your illness in phases, and have made it up to Phase 7.
5. You are too weak to shower, but are forced to by the disgusting events of Phase 5.
6. Your house smells as bad as you do.
7. You are convinced there is no way you could possibly sleep another second, and then fall asleep in the middle of playing a board game.
8. Your kids aren't even tempted to wrestle with you when you're sprawled out on the floor.
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Get well soon...that is REALLY sick if it was in phases.
Yep..we are surrounded by swollen rivers. Meremac,Mississippi and Missouri. You know when we get the big earthquake and all the bridges crumble were are going to be up sh*t creek without a paddle..for real.
Get better soon!!!!
Christina
Oh hon, I'm so sorry! Hang in there!
oh, yuck! Hope you feel better soon!
Ick! And eek! If it wasn't for that pesky Atlantic I would definitely be round with soup and sympathy! Get well soon. Your children will be assaulting you again in no time!
Sounds like you need a vacation. Wait... you just got back from vacation. I told you, you should of gone by yourself. Now look at ya. Hopefully, you have a babysitter for J,J and L.
Awww SHUX! I'm so sorry to hear that you're sick. Hope you are up and around again soon. If I were you I'd go ahead and call a maid service now to come in and clean what your 'helpers' 'cleaned' while you were out of commission. Otherwise, you're just gonna get sick all over again. ;-\ xoxoxo
Hi, Heather! Just checking in to say hi. Love your blog! Love your "boy" stories! Great fun!
Check mine out at:
http://twocathouse.blogspot.com/
and http://mindfulofthyancestors.blogspot.com/
Hope you're feeling better by the time you get home.
--Marcia from Jeff City
So sorry! Hope you are feeling better soon.
This was written 2 days ago. Are you any better yet? I certainly hope Phase 7 was the peak.
KEEP BELIEVING
I'm sorry you're sick :( I hope you get better soon!
www.kathy-iamwhoiam.blogspot.com
Forgot to mention in my other reply...are you going to tell us the stages? I think it would be very educational for everyone!
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