Saturday, May 10, 2008

Saturday Laughs

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with your truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately the small accident was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX



P.S. Your girlfriend called.

8 comments:

3boys247 said...

oh, that was funny!

OhCaptain said...

Very funny!

Happy Mothers Day!

Mrs. G. said...

This cracked me up.

Texasholly said...

oh dear. someone is in trouble.

Unknown said...

Good one!! I made hubby read it, he laughed too!!

Anonymous said...

You always come up with the funniest stuff.

Happy Campers said...

Oh, that was great! :) Too funny. Especially the P.S. part. hehehehe

Turner Publishing said...

I’m going around to all the St. Louis area bloggers/freelancers to let them know about our new book by two local authors, the Historic Photos of St. Louis by Jean Gosebrink and Adele Heagney. We’d love to send you a complimentary copy for possible review consideration on your blog of this book. This title is done in a large 10x10 format and all images used are culled from several archives that represent rare or never before seen photos of St. Louis. We’re trying to get the word out to local folks, so I hope you don’t mind me dropping you a line to let you know about our books!

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