"If you went up someone's nose, the only way out would be through their butt." Spoken by Luke. I don't know why.
"Wouldn't it be cool if I could bring my Nintendo on a date? Then I could play it and wouldn't be bored. But I'd probably get dumped." Spoken by Jack, who is 6 and already thinking about dating?! but also shows an understanding of the female mind.
18 hours ago